I am a Sassy Detective

How I torture my coworkers

me [glaring off at random customers]: I can see what's happening 
Supervisor [she's new, doesn't know I'm crazy yet]: What?
me: They don't have a clue
Supervisor [frantic]: WHO?!
Me [finally looks at her,with Timon voice]: They'll fall in love and here's the bottom line, our trio's down to two!
supervisor [not nearly as amused as I]: Oh.
me: THE SWEET CARESS OF TWILIGHT THERE'S MAGIC IN THE EVERYWHERE!!

littlerose23:

Saw this on fb…love it! <3 Hunger Games fan for life!! <3

“…family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.”

Science dog gets new head (by PETSAMI)

In Texas, there’s a road called “Road to the Mall” road. In St. Louis, I came across a little boutique called “Sew it Seams”.

GENIUS.

hmmyesperfect:

just putting this out there

“Christian gives Natalie a little head massage before putting her hair up in a neat bun”

mkbc:

brucewayneissexy:

I want a massage too Christian!

Aw how sweet<3 These two have done movies in the park where they’ve played psychotic people who think they killed people twu luv<3333333

horseecomics:

“WHO SET OUT TO LEARN”

King Ferd is SUCH a downer, gahhhh.

:throws maps on the floor: